"Stop right there – I need to pat you down. You’re obviously packing, and we don’t need another mess on our hands."
"So it looks like you weren’t kidding. You know we had to feel you out; don’t take it personally. We get a lot of guys around here that say they’re serious about protection, but you never know until they pull out the heavy glass. The 8-inch Drawstring Tube is what we use. It’s got a padded interior, adjustable elastic drawstring, and full-length zipper.